On a Wednesday, I completed the day's research work by reading 2 papers and had nothing to do in the evening. So, thought it would be nice to increase the knowledge and started looking for some tricks, funny codes which can do something funny. I googled for "Windows XP tricks and tips" and 32,400,000 results came in 0.3 seconds. Awesome I thought. As intranet in IIIT sucks, the links are taking long time to load.
While the pages are loading, I decided to finish watching the "Aladdin" movie. I was not concentrating on what I am clicking, I became deeply involved in the movie. After finishing the movie, I saw "genie.exe" on desktop. I opened firefox history to know from where it was downloaded. It showed a page with no url. So, I got suspicious and scanned it with Avira antivirus(AV). The AV got crashed and the entire system got stuck.
But, I took risk and clicked it. Do you know what happened?? Nothing happened. even after so many double-clicks nothing is happened. and even shift-del also dont work on it. I left it to its destiny. But, it is on my desktop and I notice it everytime.
Later I took the "Aladdin" movie to home for my 5 year old cousin from US. After watching the movie, She said "Rubbing 3 times, genie comes...thats silly". "why cant!", I thought "when superman can come from other planet". It gave me the idea. Immediately after coming to college, I went for lab keys and opened my system.
I have a strange feeling that I'm going to achieve something. I clicked "genie.exe" thrice. Do you know what happened?? Entire screen got blank. I went to press the restart button...but genie appeared. There is a lot of difference between genie in the movie and genie in my computer. He has lost his hair and has got spets. When asked about this change, he told that his parents forced him to do research and now he became expert in networks. He also told me that I'm his master and gave me 3 wishes.
1st wish: Without wasting any time, I copied him into my pendrive and transferred to chitti(my laptop) and asked him to connect the laptop to high speed net. There was a problem with my laptop's wireless card and I haven't opened any webpage since 3 years in room. From that day, I wasted so much time in orkutting, facebooking, searching for female profiles with pics etc etc...I and genie used to talk about personal things and became close.
2nd wish: I never needed another wish until the deadline of 7th assignment in C. I came to know that 5th program done by my crush is not getting accepted since the program contains only if and print statements(works for the sample inputs given). she is feeling very bad about it. So, I asked genie to make her program get accepted the next time she uploads. And now everyone is happy, she is happy as she got full marks. so, Im happy. Genie is happy as he can be free after another wish.
PS: to be continued...
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Fee Hike vs Free Education
http://web.iiit.ac.in/~vvelagapuri/feehike.pdf .See the link for script of our skit that we have planned but couldn't perform.In that
- We have justified that the current fee hike(10,000/yr this year and again 10,000 next yr) is not going to solve our institution's problems but postponing them.
- We have proposed an alternative scheme.
Bank loans are there always bot not beneficial to the students as we need to pay something around Rs 5,000-7,000 after graduating.
As many of you know the concept of "Free Education@IIIT-H" was raised by Sandeep Sancheti and Pranav Kumar Vasishta in last year's(2008) fare well speech.
We have come up with a new model of education taking inspiration from the "Gurudaskhina model" that was followed in the pre-colonial period.
Our model in pief :
1) We use the public money(Govt) for our education.
2) We work hard to ensure that the money spent on our education is rightly
utilized. 3) We work for them while we are studying(summer?).
E.g. : Training and educating the young ( Considering there are 40cr young people in India,it's our(iiith) responsibility to educate them ).
You may propose your own interests when we discuss this with you individually.
Positive Outcomes :
Doubts regarding this model ? 1) Fee gets reduced. (Many medical colleges in India are following this model.For example Osmania and Gandhi medical colleges at Hyderabad where you will find tution fee as 10,000 per year,in return they work at hospitals, which is beneficial for them and to the country)
2) Feeling of Gratitude A feeling the society is paying for my education expecting that my knowledge and wisdom is used for the progress of the mankind.
3) Better interaction with the Govt and the society.You will find many problems that need to be addressed.
4) IIIT-H stands tall and its students become very special.
What about faculty ? They gave us positive feedback.
We are ready to discuss about this model in depth with each and everyone of you.
We are planning to have "Wing/floor Speeches" in all the hostels.
Any suggestions ?
iiith.fee@gmail.com
Final Word :
As Rabindranath Tagore said :
"Where the mind is without fear
and the head is held high;
Where knowledge is free;
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Into that heaven of freedom, my
Father, let my country awake"
Yes,this is going to be a huge change,but it is inevitable.
This is for ourselves by ourselves.
Students,its high time we should rise and show the world what IIITians are up to !
Unity,courage and commitment are what we are expecting from you.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Aaka-Paaka
Aata Kavala Paata Kavala??
I wrote "8 things to do, before coming out from college" after joining IIIT. later I made it to 12. more than half of them are fulfilled. one of them is to perform something on stage in programs like cultural night or felicity. Then felicity09
came, as this is the last felicity for most of the 4th year friends, we dual degree guys thought of giving them a nice gift.
After deciding some characters we needed a OA character otherwise the practice and everything will be professional. so, when we are searching for OA candidates in dual degree, we couldn't find easily. One day, I saw the OA-KING in UG4 lab and decided to take him also.
1st step: Having the dream is not enough, try to achieve it. For this you need some type of courage( Item ayyina em kadu ane feeling). I got this after SPUDI made me item 3,4 times. so, we explained others about the skit. most of them said "item avutham emo ra!! kani chedham".
2nd step: (discussion) After several hours of discussion the concept was modified by "ALLU-ENKI" and others, which was finalized.
3rd step: (script) The dialogues must be funny. I am a great fan of "AMRUTHAM" serial and comedy blogs which helped in writing comedy dialogues like rentatma instead of pretatma and thuch cell phone for hutch. The titles in that serial would be similar to this. The 1st year physics helped "REMO REDDY" to invent 3 RAJNI laws. We all saw the related movies 2,3 times to get more ideas.
4th step: (character assigning) Male characters ki bochedu mandi dorukutharu but what about girls!!!who will come with the batch in which most of them never climbed the steps of stage?? we need a CONVINCER, some body who can convince anyone so that even though they dont understand they have to say yes. Atlast he succeded without using his convincing power due to concept.
5th step: (practise) This is very hard. It denies sleep, stops from going home WTF. But cricket, middle monkey, pichi-banthi etc with sponge ball are enjoyable. Here, KANTH lifted the spirits with ever lasting energy and always willing to practice fight, forcing others to practice and striving for perfection. As the concept and everything was our own, we faced difficulties while dancing and acting but OA-KING came to the rescue. He was very good at dancing, dialogue delivery etc. He is an all-rounder.
On the special day: planned to do a final rehearsal at 9:30. most of them woke up at 10. so postponed it to 11:00. Then came telugu antyakshari, all of us wanted to participate(as most of us narrowly missed in last yr felicity and carnival). so, practice postponed to 12:30. we all got selected in 1st round. 2nd round completed at 1:30. Only SPUDI was busy at room preparing other things for skit. We went to mess and started practice at 2:15. practiced everything for 1 hr and came to know that telugu antyakshari finals was over( we got slot after telugu antyakshari).
we went to organizers and requested for another slot. They are very nice and gave another after an hour.
we played. Hope you enjoyed.
PS1:Practice becoming an item( It is like falling while learning to walk).
PS2:Didn't write about some others who played MAJOR/KEY/IMPORTANT role because i dont know how they react(Girls are difficult to understand. I took 2 days to understand a sms from a girl).
PS3:During award functions, everyone says thanks to technicians who worked for this film. I thought "veedevado sodi peduthunnadu" but I came to know that they are as important as any one like VKASI,Vasana,KAM,ALLU-ENKI and others.
PS4: Thanks to Vibbu for "Pichumithayi konukkodaniki Pavala ledante Papa vachi patika adigidanta" dialogue. Thanks to Tavva for dance steps. Thanks to goutham for his name and "uff uff" sound during practice.
PS5: Every story has a villian, even we have a villian.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Jejayya
Those who have seen this year's Tollywood Block Buster "Arundati" can understand this post better.
FlashBack: There used to be a college named UIIT ( universal institute of information technology) in gachibowli. In that college there was an icon, star player Jejayya who used to hit big sixes easily. One day after 4 dot balls, he decided to go after the bowler and hit a massive six which took the outside edge and went over the canteen and then over the faculty quaters and hit "APPU" in the academic office. Though he died, his pretatma didn't leave UIIT in revenge of Jejayya. Jejayya always wants to go home and likes white meat but APPU used to stop him by creating obstacles.
Present Day - Now, Jejayya is a handsome guy whom friends call vinj is celebrating someone's birthday near his house. APPU wants to bring him back and suffer him by keeping exams and classes. He was successful in bringing him to UIIT and tortured him by busy schedule of classes and C assignments in first year. He was 99% powerful during 1st year summer holidays.
Then GILLI and SPUDI who are spiritual, recognized the destiny of vinj helped in developing bojja by going to restaurants, doing night-outs etc. He comes to know that every failure of pretatma will reduce his power and he wanted to make it zero. He becames lazy because of his bojja and sleeps in the morning time to bunk the classes. APPU thought that he will regret if he gives him less grades but the determined vinj didn't care about them. 25% of his power lost after 2nd year.
In 3rd year, vinj chelaregadu. classes ki vellaledu, assignments cheyyaledu, exam papers choosukoledu. so at the end of 3rd year 50% gone.
4th yr lo CAT vunna placments vunna chalinchakunda determined ga time waste cheyyadam tho APPU gadu 90% chachadu. appudu vadiki oka goppa idea vastadi. vinju intiki veldam anukuntadu, daniki addu padadhamani VERIZON placement pedathadu. deeniki atya-adhikanga 9% aatma power karchu vuthundi(GENTLEMAN body lo praveshinchali kada). but vinj ekkada taggakunda adi kooda lite teesukunnadu.
so 1% remaining and vinju UIIT lo vunde time aipothundi ela ela ani APPU gadu aalochistu vunte sankranti vachindi. 3 days holidays so NRT ki vellina malli vachestadani 5 days after sankranti roju class pedthadu. kani vinj teliviga sankranti aina ventane ooriki start avuthadu 1 week tharvatha vastadu.
AAA vidanga APPU gadu vinj gadi life nunchi velli poyadu and afterwards vinj lived happily for ever.
FlashBack: There used to be a college named UIIT ( universal institute of information technology) in gachibowli. In that college there was an icon, star player Jejayya who used to hit big sixes easily. One day after 4 dot balls, he decided to go after the bowler and hit a massive six which took the outside edge and went over the canteen and then over the faculty quaters and hit "APPU" in the academic office. Though he died, his pretatma didn't leave UIIT in revenge of Jejayya. Jejayya always wants to go home and likes white meat but APPU used to stop him by creating obstacles.
After few days, Jejayya gets vexed with these obstacles and contacts an excellent Saint in NRT who explains him the pretatma concept( The pretatma must take revenge asap as it has to submit a project report before the deadline and every time he wins in stopping you he gets some x% power and everytime you wins he will loose some y% and it will always tries to become more powerful). Now, he is in the hunt to find the way, he can stop APPU. He accidentally reads an article in ET which says that he has be lazy and the paper also suggests that BOJJA can be an excellent weapon. But, he is slim and hardworking so he decides to die and tackle APPU in next janma.
So, he asks his family to treat the first child in their vamsham, who likes ET paper and STORIES as him and feed him well until he gets BOJJA. He dies.
Present Day - Now, Jejayya is a handsome guy whom friends call vinj is celebrating someone's birthday near his house. APPU wants to bring him back and suffer him by keeping exams and classes. He was successful in bringing him to UIIT and tortured him by busy schedule of classes and C assignments in first year. He was 99% powerful during 1st year summer holidays.
Then GILLI and SPUDI who are spiritual, recognized the destiny of vinj helped in developing bojja by going to restaurants, doing night-outs etc. He comes to know that every failure of pretatma will reduce his power and he wanted to make it zero. He becames lazy because of his bojja and sleeps in the morning time to bunk the classes. APPU thought that he will regret if he gives him less grades but the determined vinj didn't care about them. 25% of his power lost after 2nd year.
In 3rd year, vinj chelaregadu. classes ki vellaledu, assignments cheyyaledu, exam papers choosukoledu. so at the end of 3rd year 50% gone.
4th yr lo CAT vunna placments vunna chalinchakunda determined ga time waste cheyyadam tho APPU gadu 90% chachadu. appudu vadiki oka goppa idea vastadi. vinju intiki veldam anukuntadu, daniki addu padadhamani VERIZON placement pedathadu. deeniki atya-adhikanga 9% aatma power karchu vuthundi(GENTLEMAN body lo praveshinchali kada). but vinj ekkada taggakunda adi kooda lite teesukunnadu.
so 1% remaining and vinju UIIT lo vunde time aipothundi ela ela ani APPU gadu aalochistu vunte sankranti vachindi. 3 days holidays so NRT ki vellina malli vachestadani 5 days after sankranti roju class pedthadu. kani vinj teliviga sankranti aina ventane ooriki start avuthadu 1 week tharvatha vastadu.
AAA vidanga APPU gadu vinj gadi life nunchi velli poyadu and afterwards vinj lived happily for ever.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
UG2k5 rhymes
Why should only kids have all the rhymes?? If you know any rhyme other than mentioned below, do comment them. we will try to improvise them also.
1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are!
- Gilli, gilli, little star
How i wonder what you are
Up above the world so low
Like an small boy in the college
Gilli, gilli, little star
How I wonder what you are!
2. Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
-lagi lagi lagishetty, have you any pen drives?
Yes ra, yes ra, 3 empty pendrives!
One is gilli's, one is kamantapudi's
and one is mine which i got from ISEC.
-vasana vasana vasamsetty, have you any girl friends?
yes ra, yes ra, three girls full!!
One is for chatting, one is for orkutting
and one is who talks all the time in phone.
3. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
-vikky and goti went up to secunderabad to fetch a pail of biryanis
vikky fell down and broke his helmet
and goti came tumbling after.
up got vikky and bike did start
As fast as he could ride
He came to iiit and started to eat
with grevi and curd.
4. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you
-classes are boring
students are sleeping
kasi is writing
and so is kam.
5. Johnny, Johnny,
Yes, Papa,
Eating sugar?
No, Papa
Telling lies?
No, Papa
Open your mouth
O Ha! Ha! Ha!
-Laughing, Laughing,
yes goti,
countering silently?
no goti,
Telling lies?
no goti
open your m****
Ha Ha Ha
6. Rain rain go away,
Come again another day.
Little Johnny wants to play;
Rain, rain, go to Spain,
Never show your face again!
-bojja bojja go away
come again another sem,
little vinju wants to field.
7. London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair Lady.
Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair Lady.
-Allenki is countering down,
countering down, countering down,
allenki is countering down,
My fellow items.
build it up with serious words and face,
words and face,words and face
build it up with serious words and face,
My fellow items.
8. "Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?"
"I've been up to London to visit the Queen."
"Pussycat pussycat, what did you dare?"
"I frightened a little mouse under her chair"
"MEOWW!"
-kamantapudi,kamantapudi where have you been
I've been to Lab to visit the professor
kamantapudi kamantapudi, what did u do?
I frightened a m.tech student under him
Bow Bow!
1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are!
- Gilli, gilli, little star
How i wonder what you are
Up above the world so low
Like an small boy in the college
Gilli, gilli, little star
How I wonder what you are!
2. Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
-lagi lagi lagishetty, have you any pen drives?
Yes ra, yes ra, 3 empty pendrives!
One is gilli's, one is kamantapudi's
and one is mine which i got from ISEC.
-vasana vasana vasamsetty, have you any girl friends?
yes ra, yes ra, three girls full!!
One is for chatting, one is for orkutting
and one is who talks all the time in phone.
3. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
-vikky and goti went up to secunderabad to fetch a pail of biryanis
vikky fell down and broke his helmet
and goti came tumbling after.
up got vikky and bike did start
As fast as he could ride
He came to iiit and started to eat
with grevi and curd.
4. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you
-classes are boring
students are sleeping
kasi is writing
and so is kam.
5. Johnny, Johnny,
Yes, Papa,
Eating sugar?
No, Papa
Telling lies?
No, Papa
Open your mouth
O Ha! Ha! Ha!
-Laughing, Laughing,
yes goti,
countering silently?
no goti,
Telling lies?
no goti
open your m****
Ha Ha Ha
6. Rain rain go away,
Come again another day.
Little Johnny wants to play;
Rain, rain, go to Spain,
Never show your face again!
-bojja bojja go away
come again another sem,
little vinju wants to field.
7. London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair Lady.
Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair Lady.
-Allenki is countering down,
countering down, countering down,
allenki is countering down,
My fellow items.
build it up with serious words and face,
words and face,words and face
build it up with serious words and face,
My fellow items.
8. "Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?"
"I've been up to London to visit the Queen."
"Pussycat pussycat, what did you dare?"
"I frightened a little mouse under her chair"
"MEOWW!"
-kamantapudi,kamantapudi where have you been
I've been to Lab to visit the professor
kamantapudi kamantapudi, what did u do?
I frightened a m.tech student under him
Bow Bow!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
surgery
Surgery
- Inspired by Gajini
Naku chinnapatinunchi choosina cinema story koncham koncham marchadam alavatu(like hero place lo nenu vunte em chese vadini heroine ni aina villians ni aina edaina etc). ala marchaka manchiga anipiste dani extend chesukunta. alanti stories lo idi okati.
This is not to hurt anyone's feeling. Endaro mahanubhavulu kondariki namaskaralu.
This story needs to be visualized in 3D and digital sound to get maximum out of it.
Scene1:- Adi christ puttina konni rojula tharvatha( ante o rendu vela enimidi savatsarala tharvatha) eamcet exam jaruguthunna roju. JNTU lo drawing hall lo E32 lo gundu cheyyinchukoni okadu vintaga choostunnadu. gundu meeda oka mark kooda evado balanga kottinattu. andaru adi gajini hair style anukunnaru kani asalu vishayam telidu vallaki. Eamcet paper eppudu leni vidanga hard ichadu.
Surgery(mana hero) 1st question choosadu.ventane vadiki evo evo alochanalu vachayi. oka 15 minutes tharvatha terukoni answer tick pettesadu ala ala exam poorti chesadu.
Scene2:- Surgery's mom,dad,brother are near computer.surgery is sleeping
Surgery's mom:- Ee madhya mana vadi behavior koncham tedaga ledu?? Eamcet exam mundu roju nunchi adola vuntunnadu emaindo koncham kanukkondi.
Surgery's dad:- vadika? vadiki em ayyindi! em kaledu. roju manchiga navuthu vunnadu. aina enta matalu asale eroju eamcet results
Hall ticket number type chesi, submit button kottagane 915 rank ani vastundi.
Surgery's dad :- choosava mana vadiki em kaledu ani cheppana.
Result ragane valla thammudu egurukuntu velli surgery ni gattiga arustu leputhuntadu. 15min. tharvtha lestadu. afterwards, andaru mithayilu tinipinchukunnaru.
Scene3:- surgery gadu ee record srushtinchina sangati valla family tree ki motham nimishallo telisipoyindi. Vadi mardhaliki kooda telisindi chaala santoshinchi. Vadi mardalu "Sun aita" keka vuntadi.
Appudu oka romantic paata vesukuntaru.
"Nenu puttindemo nee kosame, rank kottindi nee kosame
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surgery bav surgery bava neeke pellanta,
neeke surgery bav surgery bava pellani aipotha" - ila superhit LAXMI pata padukuntaru.
aa dream lo nunchi bayatiki vachaka surgery ki oka gift koni, idhamani valla intiki vachindi. appudu surgery snanam chestunnadu. congrats cheppalane thondaralo bathroom talupu teesindi. kindiki choose lope chest meeda edo kanipinchindi "Alapana was killed" ani. kindi ki choodadam marchipoyindi.
migilina cinema 15 min. tharvatha choodandi(Interval).
సర్జరీ-II
Scene4:- Ala vadi chest choosi dani gurinchi teluskovalani kasidi aina "Sun aita" with surya sry sry "Surgery", gachibowli IT park lo bench meeda kurchuntaru. surgery vadi 2007 diary ichi chadavamantadu. "Sun aita" diary open cheyyagane vadi keka photo kanipistadi, appudu daniki notlu nunchi edo karthadi. diary chadavadam start chestundi.
Flashback Scene(-1):- Background lo surgery speaking-"Na peru surgery, surgery ramaswamy. Naku maths ante ishtam, vyapakam kooda. eppudaina oka sari maths olympiad lo first ravali anedi ma nana gari korika nadi kooda." valla frnds tho "Nenu ee problem cheyagalanu anukovadam confidence, Nenu matrame cheyagalanu anukovadam over-confidence. adi manaku vadhu."
Eppudu inko pata
"Dont miss sodhara, yevvananni nuvvu dont miss
eeyy yyaa eyyy yaaa...............
..................
viluvaina chinni navvule nedu repu please dont miss
.............................................." ila inko superhit Jayam manadera song వేసుకుంటాడు.
Scene(-2):- "Alapana" kooda bane vuntadi kani "Sun aita" antha sexy ga vundadu. adi 10th class chaduvuthundi. devudu daniki andham tho pate daniki saripada telivi kooda ichadu. Class lo okadu venta paduthunnadani, tanaki oka inter boy friend vunnadani chepthundi. em peru cheppalo telika "surgery" ani cheppestundi. aa class lo "classmate" magazine kooturu chaduvuthundi. ee vishayam valla dadi cheppesariki, vadu "classmate" lo ee love story vestadu. adi oorantha pakuthundi. alapana famous avuthundi.
Scene(-3):- ee vishayam telusukunna surgery, alapana kosam valla school ki honda active AP j9 0007 meeda start avuthadu. darilo signal padthadi. oka sari face left turning ichukuntadu akkada 8 chinna pillalu 2+2=? entha kotteskuntu untaru. vadu asale olympiad student kada velli help chedham anukune lope inkoka ammayi scooty meeda vachi vallaki maths tute teesukuntadi. aa ammayi evaro kadu mana alpana ne. annaya lite ga flat avuthadu.
Scene(-4):- surgery school ki vastadu. akkada heroine ni choosi centre shock tinnatu aipothadu.
Surgery:- classmate lo choosanu, meeru ne...(nenu ane lope)
Alapana:- aa ade ninnati nunchi okate phones, emails idigo sms lu kooda. em chestam. asalu nenu first surgery ni kalisindi DSNR bus stop lo. koncham sepu nanne choosadu. nenu lite teesukunna. tharvatha "HI" annadu. nenu hi annanu. tharvatha cheppadu vadu surgery ani. aina nenu lite teesukunna. bus dorike varaku okkate matladuthunadu. last ki bus ekke mundu ILU cheppadu. nenu tharvatha cheptha annanu. kani intha desperate ga vunte em chestam ani ok annanu.
avunu, nuvvu me thammudi admission kosame vachav ga??
Surgery:- ya avunu
Alapana:- aithe mee thammudu raledu kabatti neeko test peduthunna. 6th class lo surdas poem okati vuntadi adi padu.
Surgery:- eppudu kadu le tharvatha eppudaina padutha
Alapana:- ok siggu paduthunattu vunnav. number ichesi vellu edaina vunte missed call istha.
Scene(-5):- aa vidhanga idhari madya sneham moggalu todigindi. idharu akkadiki ikkadiki bane tirigaru petrol rates perigina sare.
"premincha kothaga idi premani teliyaka, manas icha poortiga idi na manasuni adagaka
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........................................." ila oka superhit C.Ravi romantic song vesukuntaru.
Flashback Scene(-1):- Background lo surgery speaking-"Na peru surgery, surgery ramaswamy. Naku maths ante ishtam, vyapakam kooda. eppudaina oka sari maths olympiad lo first ravali anedi ma nana gari korika nadi kooda." valla frnds tho "Nenu ee problem cheyagalanu anukovadam confidence, Nenu matrame cheyagalanu anukovadam over-confidence. adi manaku vadhu."
Eppudu inko pata
"Dont miss sodhara, yevvananni nuvvu dont miss
eeyy yyaa eyyy yaaa...............
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viluvaina chinni navvule nedu repu please dont miss
.............................................." ila inko superhit Jayam manadera song వేసుకుంటాడు.
Scene(-2):- "Alapana" kooda bane vuntadi kani "Sun aita" antha sexy ga vundadu. adi 10th class chaduvuthundi. devudu daniki andham tho pate daniki saripada telivi kooda ichadu. Class lo okadu venta paduthunnadani, tanaki oka inter boy friend vunnadani chepthundi. em peru cheppalo telika "surgery" ani cheppestundi. aa class lo "classmate" magazine kooturu chaduvuthundi. ee vishayam valla dadi cheppesariki, vadu "classmate" lo ee love story vestadu. adi oorantha pakuthundi. alapana famous avuthundi.
Scene(-3):- ee vishayam telusukunna surgery, alapana kosam valla school ki honda active AP j9 0007 meeda start avuthadu. darilo signal padthadi. oka sari face left turning ichukuntadu akkada 8 chinna pillalu 2+2=? entha kotteskuntu untaru. vadu asale olympiad student kada velli help chedham anukune lope inkoka ammayi scooty meeda vachi vallaki maths tute teesukuntadi. aa ammayi evaro kadu mana alpana ne. annaya lite ga flat avuthadu.
Scene(-4):- surgery school ki vastadu. akkada heroine ni choosi centre shock tinnatu aipothadu.
Surgery:- classmate lo choosanu, meeru ne...(nenu ane lope)
Alapana:- aa ade ninnati nunchi okate phones, emails idigo sms lu kooda. em chestam. asalu nenu first surgery ni kalisindi DSNR bus stop lo. koncham sepu nanne choosadu. nenu lite teesukunna. tharvatha "HI" annadu. nenu hi annanu. tharvatha cheppadu vadu surgery ani. aina nenu lite teesukunna. bus dorike varaku okkate matladuthunadu. last ki bus ekke mundu ILU cheppadu. nenu tharvatha cheptha annanu. kani intha desperate ga vunte em chestam ani ok annanu.
avunu, nuvvu me thammudi admission kosame vachav ga??
Surgery:- ya avunu
Alapana:- aithe mee thammudu raledu kabatti neeko test peduthunna. 6th class lo surdas poem okati vuntadi adi padu.
Surgery:- eppudu kadu le tharvatha eppudaina padutha
Alapana:- ok siggu paduthunattu vunnav. number ichesi vellu edaina vunte missed call istha.
Scene(-5):- aa vidhanga idhari madya sneham moggalu todigindi. idharu akkadiki ikkadiki bane tirigaru petrol rates perigina sare.
"premincha kothaga idi premani teliyaka, manas icha poortiga idi na manasuni adagaka
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........................................." ila oka superhit C.Ravi romantic song vesukuntaru.
సర్జరీ-III
Scene(-6):- Alapana ki public exams jaruguthuntayi. valla class lo 26 mandi paddaru. adi social exam last exam kabatti andaru chitti lu testaru. alapana sincere so aa 25 mandini squad sahayam tho pattistundi. dantho tv lo interviews etc avi ivi jaruguthayi.
Scene(-7):- Alapana, surgery gaditho phone lo sodi vestu vundi. ratriki kaludham ani anukuntaru. iddaru kiss lu pettukoni cell mancham meeda padesaka daniki inko call vastundi. adi aa school teacher nunchi.
Teacher:- Hello!!evaru alapana ena??
Alapana:- ya cheppandi
Teacher:- Ninna meeru 25 mandi ni copy koduthunte pattukunnaru kada kani eppudu list lo 23 mande vunnaru. meeru okasari vachi choodandi.
Alapana:- aa vastunna.
Scene(-8):- School lo vunna squad constable tho godava pettukuntundi iddaru missing ani. appudu venakala nunchi mana story lo villian aina "pradeep sharbhat" vastadu.
Pradeep:- Avunu aa idarini nene teepincha. vallu maa abbayilu.
Alapana:- entha mandi help chestaru ra copy kotte vallaki. friends, tailors(pockets etc), teachers, parents. and some other sentiment dialogues.
Scene(-9):- Alapana inside her car crying in parking place. teacher calls again.
teacher:- meeru mee car ekkakandi. mee car dikky lo 4 rowdies vunnaru.
alapana:- ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!******
Scene(-10):- Alapana gets frightened and calls surgery but surgery who is somewhat conjus,thinks that she is reminding him about their meeting and doesn't lift the call. alapana drives to surgery's place. she wanted to explain the situation and escape using surgery. she slows down where surgery is standing on the road but then she notices the petrol is very less. surgery comes near and is talking through car window. but to save him atleast, he opens the car door and slams him. she drives straight into musi and opens her dikky. she thought she will be safe if she opens the dikky as there is no opening through dikky to main body.
The rowdies die immediately and then due to some other reasons, she knows that she is also going to die. she tries to call her bf, but no signal inside musi. she types msg and presses send button. she wraps plastic and all other clothes aroung cell and throws out. the plastic material comes up and opens up. Cell sends the msg and everything immerses.
Scene(-7):- Alapana, surgery gaditho phone lo sodi vestu vundi. ratriki kaludham ani anukuntaru. iddaru kiss lu pettukoni cell mancham meeda padesaka daniki inko call vastundi. adi aa school teacher nunchi.
Teacher:- Hello!!evaru alapana ena??
Alapana:- ya cheppandi
Teacher:- Ninna meeru 25 mandi ni copy koduthunte pattukunnaru kada kani eppudu list lo 23 mande vunnaru. meeru okasari vachi choodandi.
Alapana:- aa vastunna.
Scene(-8):- School lo vunna squad constable tho godava pettukuntundi iddaru missing ani. appudu venakala nunchi mana story lo villian aina "pradeep sharbhat" vastadu.
Pradeep:- Avunu aa idarini nene teepincha. vallu maa abbayilu.
Alapana:- entha mandi help chestaru ra copy kotte vallaki. friends, tailors(pockets etc), teachers, parents. and some other sentiment dialogues.
Scene(-9):- Alapana inside her car crying in parking place. teacher calls again.
teacher:- meeru mee car ekkakandi. mee car dikky lo 4 rowdies vunnaru.
alapana:- ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!******
Scene(-10):- Alapana gets frightened and calls surgery but surgery who is somewhat conjus,thinks that she is reminding him about their meeting and doesn't lift the call. alapana drives to surgery's place. she wanted to explain the situation and escape using surgery. she slows down where surgery is standing on the road but then she notices the petrol is very less. surgery comes near and is talking through car window. but to save him atleast, he opens the car door and slams him. she drives straight into musi and opens her dikky. she thought she will be safe if she opens the dikky as there is no opening through dikky to main body.
The rowdies die immediately and then due to some other reasons, she knows that she is also going to die. she tries to call her bf, but no signal inside musi. she types msg and presses send button. she wraps plastic and all other clothes aroung cell and throws out. the plastic material comes up and opens up. Cell sends the msg and everything immerses.
Take another break
సర్జరీ - IV
Scene5:- "Sun aita" then remembers how she saved surgery by taking him to the hospital on that day and his "slow-term memory" disease due to which whenever the request is send to brain there will be 15 min. delay in sending the reply message. She asks about the message. after crying for 15min. he shows her the message which reads "KILL sharbath".
Scene6:- "Sun aita" does some research work and comes to know that sharbath lives in "Minni mills". Surgery goes there but to his surprise there are 2 sharbaths. "pradeep sharbath" and "nimmakay sharbath" are twins. nimmakay is a good person.
surgery:- who is sharbath
NS and PS:- He (Both of them shows other person)
surgery:- Bulls**t!!!who killed alapana??
NS and PS:- Nenu kadu, nenu kadu
Surgery:- Ok, i'll keep a test. Take these magical sketch pens and write "Miandad sucks big time" on ur chest. The innocent person's writing goes off immediately.
PS:- (I know his trick, if i fear and dont write, he will understand that i killed her).
Hero:- I'll take a little nap. you carry on.
Scene7:- This is the critical moment in the story. so it is shown with timestamps.
4:03:33 - A mosquito settles on sleeping surgery's cheek and is sucking.
4:17:50 - NS shouts that his sketch is not writing
4:18:30 - Mosquito flies away to bring her family.
4:18:33 - Hero slaps his cheek to kill doma and wakes up.
4:18:34 - The entire mosquito family is on his hand now, hero notices nothing on NS chest and requests brain to kill him.
4:33.30 - He is still slapping his cheek as due to 15min. delay.
4:33.34 - The brain server sends 2 messages, one for left hand to kill mosquitos on right hand and to right hand to kill NS who is on left side and PS is on right side. Devudi daya valla left hand ki vachina message first execute ayyindi, right hand ni kottadam valla aim marindi tharvatha right hand execute chesi gun nokka gane bullet, bullet vegam tho PS ni champestundi. due to congestion, the acknowledgement doesn't reach brain about this, so brain sends the killing message again and he fires all the 6 bullets.
NS takes to hospital.
Scene8:- Surgery and Sun-aita takes aashisulu from NS in their pelli pandiri. The couple is living happily and will, forever.
Scene6:- "Sun aita" does some research work and comes to know that sharbath lives in "Minni mills". Surgery goes there but to his surprise there are 2 sharbaths. "pradeep sharbath" and "nimmakay sharbath" are twins. nimmakay is a good person.
surgery:- who is sharbath
NS and PS:- He (Both of them shows other person)
surgery:- Bulls**t!!!who killed alapana??
NS and PS:- Nenu kadu, nenu kadu
Surgery:- Ok, i'll keep a test. Take these magical sketch pens and write "Miandad sucks big time" on ur chest. The innocent person's writing goes off immediately.
PS:- (I know his trick, if i fear and dont write, he will understand that i killed her).
Hero:- I'll take a little nap. you carry on.
Scene7:- This is the critical moment in the story. so it is shown with timestamps.
4:03:33 - A mosquito settles on sleeping surgery's cheek and is sucking.
4:17:50 - NS shouts that his sketch is not writing
4:18:30 - Mosquito flies away to bring her family.
4:18:33 - Hero slaps his cheek to kill doma and wakes up.
4:18:34 - The entire mosquito family is on his hand now, hero notices nothing on NS chest and requests brain to kill him.
4:33.30 - He is still slapping his cheek as due to 15min. delay.
4:33.34 - The brain server sends 2 messages, one for left hand to kill mosquitos on right hand and to right hand to kill NS who is on left side and PS is on right side. Devudi daya valla left hand ki vachina message first execute ayyindi, right hand ni kottadam valla aim marindi tharvatha right hand execute chesi gun nokka gane bullet, bullet vegam tho PS ni champestundi. due to congestion, the acknowledgement doesn't reach brain about this, so brain sends the killing message again and he fires all the 6 bullets.
NS takes to hospital.
Scene8:- Surgery and Sun-aita takes aashisulu from NS in their pelli pandiri. The couple is living happily and will, forever.
shubham card.
VAT వాతం
హెచ్చరిక-1: ఇది రాస్తుంది ఈ blog owner శశాంక్ ఒకడే కాదు ఇందులో BR పాత్ర చాలా వుంది. ఈ పోస్ట్ లో రాసిన విషయాలకు నేను నైతిక బాద్యత వహించడం లేదు.
హెచ్చరిక-2: ఇక్కడ రాస్తున్న విషయాలు, రాతలు కల్పితం మాత్రం కాదు. నిజ జీవితం లో ఒక మనిషిని ఉద్దేశించి రాయబడినవి.
ఇక కథలోకి వస్తే అనగనగ ఒక V గడు (ఈ V గడు ఎవడ్రా అనే సందేహం మీకు రానే వస్తుంది. అతని గురించి నేను ఇది వరకు రాసిన "Golden Rules" అనే పోస్టు చదివుంటే మీకే తెలుస్తుంది), వాడికి ఎక్కడికో బైక్ మీద వెళ్ళాల్సిన అవసరం వచ్చింది.
సర్లే.. ఖాళీగానే వెళ్తున్నాం కదా, టైం పాస్ అవుతుందని వెనకాల "అమీర్పేట్ గర్ల్ ఫ్రెండ్" ఉన్నట్టు ఊహించుకుని గులాబీ సినిమాలోని మేఘాలలో తెలిపోమ్మన్నది... పాట ఏసుకుంటూ వెళ్తుండగా చీమకి కూడా హాని తలపెట్టని ఓ అమాయక (పాపం పొద్దున్నే ఎవరి ముఖం చూసాడో) ట్రాఫిక్ కానిస్టేబుల్ ఒకడు మన V గాన్ని ఆపనే ఆపాడు. పాపం వాడు ఫీల్డ్ కి కొత్తాయే.. పెద్దగా యెక్స్పీరియెన్స్ లేదు. లంచం అడగాలా వద్దా? అడిగితే ఎంత ఆడగాలి? ఎలా అడగాలి? అన్న విషయాలు ఏవీ తెలియదు. మొత్తానికి మొహమాటాన్ని కంట్రోల్ చేసుకుంటూ ఓ 100 రూపాయలు అడిగాడు. ఇద్దరూ కాసేపు చర్చించుకుని బేరం 50 కి కుదిర్చారు.
ఇంతలో మన V గాడి మనసులో ఓ డౌట్ రానే వచ్చింది. ఆ 50 రూపాయలు VAT include చేసా? చెయ్యకుండా? అని. ఓ నిమిషం థింకింగ్ సేసుకుని ఆ కానిస్టేబుల్ ని అడగనే అడిగేసాడు. పాపం కొత్త గుంటడు! ఈ బిజినెస్ కి కొత్త, కాపీ కొట్టి వచ్చాడు ఉద్యోగం లోకి, పైగా economics లో కుడా పెద్దగా టచ్ లేదు. వాడి ఖర్మ కాలి మన V గాన్ని "VAT అంటే ఏంటి?" అని అడగనే అడిగాడు. ఇంకేముంది... మన వాడు వాడికి economics లో crash-course ఓటి ఇవ్వనే ఇచ్చాడు. గత 395.34 రోజులుగా Economic Times, Websites లో నేర్చుకున్నదంతా కక్కేసాడు. పూర్ కానిస్టేబుల్ ది సున్నితమైన హృదయం... తట్టుకోలేక పోయింది. అక్కడే కింద పడిపోయి అప్పుడే aquarium లో నుంచి బయట పడ్డ చాపలా గిల-గిలా కొట్టేసుకున్నాడు. అల కొట్టేసుకుని కొట్టేసుకుని బోర్ కొట్టి స్పృహ లోకి ఒచ్చాడు. అప్పుడే మన వాడు ఏవో complicated mathematic calculations చేసి Rs.50/- కి VAT ఎంత అవుతుందో లెక్క కట్టి, డబ్బులు ఇచేసి అక్కడ్నుంచి ఒచ్చేసాడు.
మా V వాడికి చాలా సార్లు చెప్పి చూసాం -- story లు, philosophy లు ఎవరికీ పడితే వాళ్ళకు చెప్పొద్దని. వినిపించుకుంటే గా! ఇలా ఎంత మంది బలి అవుతారో count చెయ్యడం తప్ప మనం చెయ్యగలిగింది ఏమి లేదు...
సెలవు,
*(@#$~^
మన V గడు చేసే కొన్ని చిలిపి పనులు....
హెచ్చరిక-2: ఇక్కడ రాస్తున్న విషయాలు, రాతలు కల్పితం మాత్రం కాదు. నిజ జీవితం లో ఒక మనిషిని ఉద్దేశించి రాయబడినవి.
ఇక కథలోకి వస్తే అనగనగ ఒక V గడు (ఈ V గడు ఎవడ్రా అనే సందేహం మీకు రానే వస్తుంది. అతని గురించి నేను ఇది వరకు రాసిన "Golden Rules" అనే పోస్టు చదివుంటే మీకే తెలుస్తుంది), వాడికి ఎక్కడికో బైక్ మీద వెళ్ళాల్సిన అవసరం వచ్చింది.
సర్లే.. ఖాళీగానే వెళ్తున్నాం కదా, టైం పాస్ అవుతుందని వెనకాల "అమీర్పేట్ గర్ల్ ఫ్రెండ్" ఉన్నట్టు ఊహించుకుని గులాబీ సినిమాలోని మేఘాలలో తెలిపోమ్మన్నది... పాట ఏసుకుంటూ వెళ్తుండగా చీమకి కూడా హాని తలపెట్టని ఓ అమాయక (పాపం పొద్దున్నే ఎవరి ముఖం చూసాడో) ట్రాఫిక్ కానిస్టేబుల్ ఒకడు మన V గాన్ని ఆపనే ఆపాడు. పాపం వాడు ఫీల్డ్ కి కొత్తాయే.. పెద్దగా యెక్స్పీరియెన్స్ లేదు. లంచం అడగాలా వద్దా? అడిగితే ఎంత ఆడగాలి? ఎలా అడగాలి? అన్న విషయాలు ఏవీ తెలియదు. మొత్తానికి మొహమాటాన్ని కంట్రోల్ చేసుకుంటూ ఓ 100 రూపాయలు అడిగాడు. ఇద్దరూ కాసేపు చర్చించుకుని బేరం 50 కి కుదిర్చారు.
ఇంతలో మన V గాడి మనసులో ఓ డౌట్ రానే వచ్చింది. ఆ 50 రూపాయలు VAT include చేసా? చెయ్యకుండా? అని. ఓ నిమిషం థింకింగ్ సేసుకుని ఆ కానిస్టేబుల్ ని అడగనే అడిగేసాడు. పాపం కొత్త గుంటడు! ఈ బిజినెస్ కి కొత్త, కాపీ కొట్టి వచ్చాడు ఉద్యోగం లోకి, పైగా economics లో కుడా పెద్దగా టచ్ లేదు. వాడి ఖర్మ కాలి మన V గాన్ని "VAT అంటే ఏంటి?" అని అడగనే అడిగాడు. ఇంకేముంది... మన వాడు వాడికి economics లో crash-course ఓటి ఇవ్వనే ఇచ్చాడు. గత 395.34 రోజులుగా Economic Times, Websites లో నేర్చుకున్నదంతా కక్కేసాడు. పూర్ కానిస్టేబుల్ ది సున్నితమైన హృదయం... తట్టుకోలేక పోయింది. అక్కడే కింద పడిపోయి అప్పుడే aquarium లో నుంచి బయట పడ్డ చాపలా గిల-గిలా కొట్టేసుకున్నాడు. అల కొట్టేసుకుని కొట్టేసుకుని బోర్ కొట్టి స్పృహ లోకి ఒచ్చాడు. అప్పుడే మన వాడు ఏవో complicated mathematic calculations చేసి Rs.50/- కి VAT ఎంత అవుతుందో లెక్క కట్టి, డబ్బులు ఇచేసి అక్కడ్నుంచి ఒచ్చేసాడు.
మా V వాడికి చాలా సార్లు చెప్పి చూసాం -- story లు, philosophy లు ఎవరికీ పడితే వాళ్ళకు చెప్పొద్దని. వినిపించుకుంటే గా! ఇలా ఎంత మంది బలి అవుతారో count చెయ్యడం తప్ప మనం చెయ్యగలిగింది ఏమి లేదు...
సెలవు,
*(@#$~^
మన V గడు చేసే కొన్ని చిలిపి పనులు....
- Kingston ని Kingfisher అని చదువుతాడు... ఈ మాట ఆ కంపని ఓనరు గాని వింటే అక్కడే ఉరేసుకుని చస్తాడు...
- Garnier Fructis ని Frootis అని చదువుతాడు... చిన్న పిల్లోడు ఎవరైనా వింటే shampoo ని cooldrink అనుకుని తాగేసినా తాగేస్తాడు...
- Alpenliebe ని Olfenlabel అంటాడు
Sunday, November 2, 2008
My crap
1) Many of us in inter used to sleep early and wake early. But now how many got the habit of night-outs!!!.I have been thinking how did the transformation begin. The change maker is Prof. Jawahar. He kept the upload time in the midnight . As many of us cant do entire assignment on the day before deadline we kept on trying until 23:59. after uploading what ever we solved/copied we will be happy that assignment is over and start celebrations by watching movies or playing games etc. This got habituated to IIITians. But this year the upload time is in the evening. so thats a good initiative. we can see more larks from 1st years
2) What are the compulsory courses?? C, DS, CO, DBMS etc. but there are some courses missing. They are cryptography, Data compression and other Prof. venkaiah courses because everyone likes to take his courses because of his excellent teaching, excellent exam pattern and good classroom environment. so if they are made compulsory then there will be no need to select them
during course registration thereby saving network bandwidth(!!). sysadmins can look into this matter.
3) TT in OBH sucks. whenever i want to play TT, ball vunadhu(PT sir daggara techina sana, nag viragakodatharu elago naku telidu). Ball dorikithe bats vundavu, rendu dorikithe khali vundadu. khali ayyaka interest vundadu. WTF
4) konni comedy scenes:-
5) ALL the best to all CAT writers. mana coll name stand ayyetattu cheyyali
6) Ganguly aduthunnapudu emo sarigga aadatledani antaru, retire avutha ante he still has cricket in him antaru. I hated ganguly
but feeling sorry for him. Hope team india gives him a good farewell.
7) "physics motham chadivina ardham kani vishayalanni,................choodagane ardham ayyayi" anta(-Kothe bangaru lokam movie). inter physics text book batti kottesi ade mothem physics anukuntunnademo batcha gadu.
2) What are the compulsory courses?? C, DS, CO, DBMS etc. but there are some courses missing. They are cryptography, Data compression and other Prof. venkaiah courses because everyone likes to take his courses because of his excellent teaching, excellent exam pattern and good classroom environment. so if they are made compulsory then there will be no need to select them
during course registration thereby saving network bandwidth(!!). sysadmins can look into this matter.
3) TT in OBH sucks. whenever i want to play TT, ball vunadhu(PT sir daggara techina sana, nag viragakodatharu elago naku telidu). Ball dorikithe bats vundavu, rendu dorikithe khali vundadu. khali ayyaka interest vundadu. WTF
4) konni comedy scenes:-
- Vinjam went to pkr for submitting vinay's BTP report or something. pkr says "Entamma ee madhay kalavatledu??"
- -- Vinjam is doing BTP under venki
- During discussion about sachin
- gani:- eroju sachin speech choosava. baga cheppadu
- sha2nk:- avunu ra. vadu chaala SIMPLE ga baga chepthadu
- gani:- aithe CA cheppamanu
- sha2nk:-!!!!!!
5) ALL the best to all CAT writers. mana coll name stand ayyetattu cheyyali
6) Ganguly aduthunnapudu emo sarigga aadatledani antaru, retire avutha ante he still has cricket in him antaru. I hated ganguly
but feeling sorry for him. Hope team india gives him a good farewell.
7) "physics motham chadivina ardham kani vishayalanni,................choodagane ardham ayyayi" anta(-Kothe bangaru lokam movie). inter physics text book batti kottesi ade mothem physics anukuntunnademo batcha gadu.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
28th september Sunday - Raju's Day
Yesterday was truly one of his days. what he did from morning to 16:00 i dont know but after that he is on fire. he came to room from lab and countered(gave counters) to everyone successfully. Then he convinced everyone to play kabaddi. our team name is X-Men/2(because each kabaddi team consisted of 5 members). We won 1 and lost 1 match and in both of them he is the "Man Of the Match". No one expected him to play like that with his 'BOJJA" though he said he is school's kabbadi captain in 9th class. Then we went to anthyakshari there also he identified the correct song and got a 5-star cruncy choclate. Then at 11:30 his b'day celebrations begun. I noticed him changing many dresses. when asked about that he said that he is changing his shirt as it might get torn while giving bumps but after somw time we came to know that he is wearing jeans pant, inside it a 3/4th shot, inside it turkey towel and etc. We removed everything except shot and gave bumps. He got so much pain or he acted as if, then allowed him to cut the cake. he got 6 eggs on his head. after wards we started ralley with 6-7 friends with the slogan "Raju gadi puttinaroju GH ki pandagaroju". There he got something until now no one would have received. There prudhvi played with him for some time. And then we went to sleep and raju's day comes to an end.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Life before/in/after IIIT
Before(i.e., in inter):- Morning 5-6 reading, 6-7 get ready for college, 7:30-10:30 IIT coaching, 11:00 to 3:30 Inter coaching and cap fight(like pen game). Parents expectations are to get into a famous college. Healthy life with mom giving juices, badam milk etc...,brother giving water while studying whenever required, (so that i will not be disturbed) no body scolds, father brings sweets and other eatables which i like. I used to feel like "The King of the world". In holidays that is when results come, every one calls to congratulate and was a hero for some time in the family. If there are any family Friends who are particular about studying will even talk of marriage (happened with one of my friends also).
In IIIT:- After the very first week in coll., everyone in my home, old friends were shocked on seeing me as i became thin(because of mess food) and dark because of Physical Training. As days are passing by I'm getting thinner and thinner. Though this was the first time I'm living away from home, i didn't feel bad because of "C" assignments which didn't give me any time to think of other matters and also because of my room mate, friends. Another important change happened is hair. In inter my hair used to grow very fast and i used to like short hair cut because there will be no need to comb but after coming to iiit there is much hairfall may be because of 1) lack of nutrients in mess food. 2) Water(hard) 3) watching computer for many hours. This is a problem for many IIITians. The condition of drinking water filters is also pathetic. The filters are to be changed frequently. Another thing that IIIT changed in my life is B'day celebrations. Most of us used to cut cake in front of our family members and they used to give nice gifts. But here we cut cake with our friends and they give BUMPS( that will not be liked by b'day boy). He cant sleep that day and more over if they throw eggs, tomatoes, cake on him, he has to bath in the mid-nite. Even then the smell will not go. This will make his day ever remembered but it may n't be a good experience. There are some instances where there is serious damage done because of bumps. In this period Parents expectations are that we should be placed in some company with good salary before completing study or to go to abroad for furthur studies.
Before coming to IIIT, there are some one to whom we have to answer. but here we can do anything with freedom, it can be good or bad. we can go out, we can watch movies(any type.....), bunk classes etc. The Jil Jil Jinga song not at all related to IIIT, "Podduna levali, snanam cheyyali, bus ekkali..." as most of the IIITians work in the nights and doesn't wake in the morning, no time for bathing and no need of bus. But we do "Jil Jil Jinga".
After IIIT:- Will be placed with a attractive package. Work day and night, try to impress everyone in the office. after saving enough money to buy a house, a car etc... every one forces for marriage. and then .....
It is becoming difficult to write.
In IIIT:- After the very first week in coll., everyone in my home, old friends were shocked on seeing me as i became thin(because of mess food) and dark because of Physical Training. As days are passing by I'm getting thinner and thinner. Though this was the first time I'm living away from home, i didn't feel bad because of "C" assignments which didn't give me any time to think of other matters and also because of my room mate, friends. Another important change happened is hair. In inter my hair used to grow very fast and i used to like short hair cut because there will be no need to comb but after coming to iiit there is much hairfall may be because of 1) lack of nutrients in mess food. 2) Water(hard) 3) watching computer for many hours. This is a problem for many IIITians. The condition of drinking water filters is also pathetic. The filters are to be changed frequently. Another thing that IIIT changed in my life is B'day celebrations. Most of us used to cut cake in front of our family members and they used to give nice gifts. But here we cut cake with our friends and they give BUMPS( that will not be liked by b'day boy). He cant sleep that day and more over if they throw eggs, tomatoes, cake on him, he has to bath in the mid-nite. Even then the smell will not go. This will make his day ever remembered but it may n't be a good experience. There are some instances where there is serious damage done because of bumps. In this period Parents expectations are that we should be placed in some company with good salary before completing study or to go to abroad for furthur studies.
Before coming to IIIT, there are some one to whom we have to answer. but here we can do anything with freedom, it can be good or bad. we can go out, we can watch movies(any type.....), bunk classes etc. The Jil Jil Jinga song not at all related to IIIT, "Podduna levali, snanam cheyyali, bus ekkali..." as most of the IIITians work in the nights and doesn't wake in the morning, no time for bathing and no need of bus. But we do "Jil Jil Jinga".
After IIIT:- Will be placed with a attractive package. Work day and night, try to impress everyone in the office. after saving enough money to buy a house, a car etc... every one forces for marriage. and then .....
It is becoming difficult to write.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
New rule for OBL
There will be reservation for non SC ST, non OBC, non Gujjars that is for students who didn't enjoy reservation till now!!!
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Golden Rules Of Vinjam
All the Friends of Vinjam must follow or at-least know these rules
Rule 1: Vinjam is always Correct
Rule 2: Migitha Vallu andaru SODHI GALLU
Rule 3: If u have any doubts "Aatu elli ongo"
Rule 1: Vinjam is always Correct
Rule 2: Migitha Vallu andaru SODHI GALLU
Rule 3: If u have any doubts "Aatu elli ongo"
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
OPL -- OBH Premier League
Matches:-
- Two teams will be playing in a match.
- Every team gets a maximum of 10 overs.
- There will be 4 teams. Each team will play against all other teams once.
- The team with more points will be the winner of the league.
Teams:-
- All Teams must consist 5 players with a icon player in them.
- The team names are "TELANGANA TIGERS", "UNREAL MADRID", "PIRATES OF IIIT", "V-MEN"(five men).
Batting:-
- The batsmen has to retire after playing 2 overs if there are other batsmen who didn't get a chance.
- The No. of runs scored by the icon player will be doubled.
- There is chance for single batsmen. But, in this case he can be run-out at either wickets.
- If the ball hit by Batsmen is not found then he is "OUT" and no runs will be given.
- There will be some boards which given bonus runs if you hit them.
Bowling:-
- All the general ways of making batsmen out will be there except LBW.
- A bowler can bowl any no. of balls if batsmen accept.( If the bowler think that he can get him out)
- Free Hits will be there.
- Extra runs for wides and no-balls.
- Max no. of overs for a bowler is 2.
- The No. of runs given by the icon player will be doubled.
Fielding:-
- No step catches.
- If the fielder catches the ball with one hand over the boundary rope then there will be no runs for batting team.
- The team mates of the batsmen should also Field outside the boundary for bringing the ball without causing disturbance to other team.
- There will be limited time of 10 minutes for batting team to get the ball. If they take more time 1 run will be given as penalty for every 30 sec.
- If the batting captain think that finding ball is taking so much time then he can declare the batsmen as out and can save time.
Tie-Breaker:-
- If a T-10 match ties, then each team has to perform on the new felicity stage. It can be a dance, play or anything. The team which gets maximum points out of 100 is the winner.
- The umpires who are the main judges give points out of 50.
- The audience poll. The no. of votes given by the audience who came to see the match and those who view the match in DC++ will be taken into account. The teams should ask them for votes( like in reality shows---"Meeku kani maa performance nachinattu aithe dayachesi OBL ani type chesi space icchi maa team name kotti 57575 ki sms cheyyandi plz.").
- If the teams get same points at the end of tournament, then the team which has less combined CGPA will be the winner.
Eligibility:-
- The players shouldn't have played in Batch cricket and other official cricket matches.
- The players are subjected to "Glucon-D" test. They shouldn't take such types of drinks during matches.
Developments possible in the next session:-
- Every girl in a team.
- Night matches so that most of the classes will be completed.
- Get sponcerors for the teams or each team can place some bet on them. The winner gets all the money.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
What I did Last Summer!!!
May be because of coming to 3rd year or for some other reasons, the end sems for 3-2 have become my lightest exams in IIIT (wasted time by becoming volunteer for ISEC during exams but kirti Ma'm betrayed us by not giving bag or atleast T-shirt and instead of studying we are busy with tour plans). After a lot of discussion, we decided to go to munnar and cochin, just 2 days after the last exam. The presence of one of my friends "Sri" is highlight of the tour. He is suffering with some type of brain disease which makes him to change his decisions within seconds.
The Journey by train is enjoyable for some time until there was juice in vinay's mobile in the hot summer day. But as we carried-on temp. started to decrease and "pachani pollalu" started to appear. some of us are busy in taking their photographs, some are busy in reading magazines, some played "chittis". There are no young girls in our compartment and as we are looking at ourselves throught the day, the girls in munnar and other areas appeared to be great even though they are oily(skin). During coimbature to munnar, the journey was by bus through ghat roads. Some of us got tears because of cool breeze, clouds passing by. We got a nice room just beside MLA's house and very near to a good restaurant. We saw Munnar Mela and bought Kaju, Tea Powder, Coffee grains, spices etc, as there was nothing to buy other than them and they are cheap over there. The shopping of "sri" is more than combined shopping of remaining of us. There he found a Co-fan of NBK( I am surprised to see NBK fans even in kerala). The scenaries and climate of munnar are superb.
Then we started for cochin for beach effect. We got into a hotel with lot of difficulty. There it was very hot so we decided to take deluxe rooms. I think one of them is not used frequently as there was a some leach kind of thing inside bucket which was luckily noticed and from that we became very careful during bathing and didn't close eyes. We went to cherai beach. The kerala road transportation service was not as good as APSRTC, there are no bus numbers, the destination names are written in their language and most of the local people take tickets by saying the cost like 2rs ticket, 5rs ticket instead of destination station name and there was a bell to say the driver to stop which was good as in hyderabad we hit the bus. I want to buy T-shirt on which kerala things are written for my brother but i didn't find any even in munnar and in cochin. The back waters was nice, and the ship drive is time taking but good. Once vinay or raju some body forgot the route to hotel. we packed everything and started in train again.
But this time there was a change, vikas came with a good news that there are girls in our compartment by seeing the passengers' list. Aftersome time we forgot about them and i suddenly noticed a long hair to my back and left but her face was not seen clearly. i told to remaining of them. All of us started "sighting" her. when she turned, we noticed that she was fair. We ate something in train and i advice others not to buy anything in train. "Sri" also has a very kind heart and he gave rs 5 on an avg. to every beggar who comes in addition to giving to some "Special people(sin(30))". raju got some of his photos on trian by wearing his new cow boy cap and spets. In most of our tour photos u can find him.
We reached home becoming dark because of beach and hotness in cochin and then took little rest of 1 month. Then i came to know that there are CSTAR classes and thought of attending them from home. but after 2,3 classes i decided to leave and do honour's project. i thought of staying in coll. for some time in may but my room keys are with "sri" and because of his unconventional behavior it became very hard to meet him and take my keys. so i took little more rest and at-last got my keys and came to coll. in june with the hope to do project.
The Journey by train is enjoyable for some time until there was juice in vinay's mobile in the hot summer day. But as we carried-on temp. started to decrease and "pachani pollalu" started to appear. some of us are busy in taking their photographs, some are busy in reading magazines, some played "chittis". There are no young girls in our compartment and as we are looking at ourselves throught the day, the girls in munnar and other areas appeared to be great even though they are oily(skin). During coimbature to munnar, the journey was by bus through ghat roads. Some of us got tears because of cool breeze, clouds passing by. We got a nice room just beside MLA's house and very near to a good restaurant. We saw Munnar Mela and bought Kaju, Tea Powder, Coffee grains, spices etc, as there was nothing to buy other than them and they are cheap over there. The shopping of "sri" is more than combined shopping of remaining of us. There he found a Co-fan of NBK( I am surprised to see NBK fans even in kerala). The scenaries and climate of munnar are superb.
Then we started for cochin for beach effect. We got into a hotel with lot of difficulty. There it was very hot so we decided to take deluxe rooms. I think one of them is not used frequently as there was a some leach kind of thing inside bucket which was luckily noticed and from that we became very careful during bathing and didn't close eyes. We went to cherai beach. The kerala road transportation service was not as good as APSRTC, there are no bus numbers, the destination names are written in their language and most of the local people take tickets by saying the cost like 2rs ticket, 5rs ticket instead of destination station name and there was a bell to say the driver to stop which was good as in hyderabad we hit the bus. I want to buy T-shirt on which kerala things are written for my brother but i didn't find any even in munnar and in cochin. The back waters was nice, and the ship drive is time taking but good. Once vinay or raju some body forgot the route to hotel. we packed everything and started in train again.
But this time there was a change, vikas came with a good news that there are girls in our compartment by seeing the passengers' list. Aftersome time we forgot about them and i suddenly noticed a long hair to my back and left but her face was not seen clearly. i told to remaining of them. All of us started "sighting" her. when she turned, we noticed that she was fair. We ate something in train and i advice others not to buy anything in train. "Sri" also has a very kind heart and he gave rs 5 on an avg. to every beggar who comes in addition to giving to some "Special people(sin(30))". raju got some of his photos on trian by wearing his new cow boy cap and spets. In most of our tour photos u can find him.
We reached home becoming dark because of beach and hotness in cochin and then took little rest of 1 month. Then i came to know that there are CSTAR classes and thought of attending them from home. but after 2,3 classes i decided to leave and do honour's project. i thought of staying in coll. for some time in may but my room keys are with "sri" and because of his unconventional behavior it became very hard to meet him and take my keys. so i took little more rest and at-last got my keys and came to coll. in june with the hope to do project.
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