surgery

Surgery

- Inspired by Gajini

Naku chinnapatinunchi choosina cinema story koncham koncham marchadam alavatu(like hero place lo nenu vunte em chese vadini heroine ni aina villians ni aina edaina etc). ala marchaka manchiga anipiste dani extend chesukunta. alanti stories lo idi okati.

This is not to hurt anyone's feeling. Endaro mahanubhavulu kondariki namaskaralu.

This story needs to be visualized in 3D and digital sound to get maximum out of it.

Scene1:- Adi christ puttina konni rojula tharvatha( ante o rendu vela enimidi savatsarala tharvatha) eamcet exam jaruguthunna roju. JNTU lo drawing hall lo E32 lo gundu cheyyinchukoni okadu vintaga choostunnadu. gundu meeda oka mark kooda evado balanga kottinattu. andaru adi gajini hair style anukunnaru kani asalu vishayam telidu vallaki. Eamcet paper eppudu leni vidanga hard ichadu.
Surgery(mana hero) 1st question choosadu.ventane vadiki evo evo alochanalu vachayi. oka 15 minutes tharvatha terukoni answer tick pettesadu ala ala exam poorti chesadu.

Scene2:- Surgery's mom,dad,brother are near computer.surgery is sleeping
Surgery's mom:- Ee madhya mana vadi behavior koncham tedaga ledu?? Eamcet exam mundu roju nunchi adola vuntunnadu emaindo koncham kanukkondi.
Surgery's dad:- vadika? vadiki em ayyindi! em kaledu. roju manchiga navuthu vunnadu. aina enta matalu asale eroju eamcet results
Hall ticket number type chesi, submit button kottagane 915 rank ani vastundi.
Surgery's dad :- choosava mana vadiki em kaledu ani cheppana.
Result ragane valla thammudu egurukuntu velli surgery ni gattiga arustu leputhuntadu. 15min. tharvtha lestadu. afterwards, andaru mithayilu tinipinchukunnaru.

Scene3:- surgery gadu ee record srushtinchina sangati valla family tree ki motham nimishallo telisipoyindi. Vadi mardhaliki kooda telisindi chaala santoshinchi. Vadi mardalu "Sun aita" keka vuntadi.
Appudu oka romantic paata vesukuntaru.
"Nenu puttindemo nee kosame, rank kottindi nee kosame
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surgery bav surgery bava neeke pellanta,
neeke surgery bav surgery bava pellani aipotha" - ila superhit LAXMI pata padukuntaru.
aa dream lo nunchi bayatiki vachaka surgery ki oka gift koni, idhamani valla intiki vachindi. appudu surgery snanam chestunnadu. congrats cheppalane thondaralo bathroom talupu teesindi. kindiki choose lope chest meeda edo kanipinchindi "Alapana was killed" ani. kindi ki choodadam marchipoyindi.

migilina cinema 15 min. tharvatha choodandi(Interval).

సర్జరీ-II

Scene4:- Ala vadi chest choosi dani gurinchi teluskovalani kasidi aina "Sun aita" with surya sry sry "Surgery", gachibowli IT park lo bench meeda kurchuntaru. surgery vadi 2007 diary ichi chadavamantadu. "Sun aita" diary open cheyyagane vadi keka photo kanipistadi, appudu daniki notlu nunchi edo karthadi. diary chadavadam start chestundi.

Flashback Scene(-1):- Background lo surgery speaking-"Na peru surgery, surgery ramaswamy. Naku maths ante ishtam, vyapakam kooda. eppudaina oka sari maths olympiad lo first ravali anedi ma nana gari korika nadi kooda." valla frnds tho "Nenu ee problem cheyagalanu anukovadam confidence, Nenu matrame cheyagalanu anukovadam over-confidence. adi manaku vadhu."
Eppudu inko pata
"Dont miss sodhara, yevvananni nuvvu dont miss
eeyy yyaa eyyy yaaa...............
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viluvaina chinni navvule nedu repu please dont miss
.............................................." ila inko superhit Jayam manadera song వేసుకుంటాడు.

Scene(-2):- "Alapana" kooda bane vuntadi kani "Sun aita" antha sexy ga vundadu. adi 10th class chaduvuthundi. devudu daniki andham tho pate daniki saripada telivi kooda ichadu. Class lo okadu venta paduthunnadani, tanaki oka inter boy friend vunnadani chepthundi. em peru cheppalo telika "surgery" ani cheppestundi. aa class lo "classmate" magazine kooturu chaduvuthundi. ee vishayam valla dadi cheppesariki, vadu "classmate" lo ee love story vestadu. adi oorantha pakuthundi. alapana famous avuthundi.

Scene(-3):- ee vishayam telusukunna surgery, alapana kosam valla school ki honda active AP j9 0007 meeda start avuthadu. darilo signal padthadi. oka sari face left turning ichukuntadu akkada 8 chinna pillalu 2+2=? entha kotteskuntu untaru. vadu asale olympiad student kada velli help chedham anukune lope inkoka ammayi scooty meeda vachi vallaki maths tute teesukuntadi. aa ammayi evaro kadu mana alpana ne. annaya lite ga flat avuthadu.

Scene(-4):- surgery school ki vastadu. akkada heroine ni choosi centre shock tinnatu aipothadu.
Surgery:- classmate lo choosanu, meeru ne...(nenu ane lope)
Alapana:- aa ade ninnati nunchi okate phones, emails idigo sms lu kooda. em chestam. asalu nenu first surgery ni kalisindi DSNR bus stop lo. koncham sepu nanne choosadu. nenu lite teesukunna. tharvatha "HI" annadu. nenu hi annanu. tharvatha cheppadu vadu surgery ani. aina nenu lite teesukunna. bus dorike varaku okkate matladuthunadu. last ki bus ekke mundu ILU cheppadu. nenu tharvatha cheptha annanu. kani intha desperate ga vunte em chestam ani ok annanu.
avunu, nuvvu me thammudi admission kosame vachav ga??
Surgery:- ya avunu
Alapana:- aithe mee thammudu raledu kabatti neeko test peduthunna. 6th class lo surdas poem okati vuntadi adi padu.
Surgery:- eppudu kadu le tharvatha eppudaina padutha
Alapana:- ok siggu paduthunattu vunnav. number ichesi vellu edaina vunte missed call istha.

Scene(-5):- aa vidhanga idhari madya sneham moggalu todigindi. idharu akkadiki ikkadiki bane tirigaru petrol rates perigina sare.
"premincha kothaga idi premani teliyaka, manas icha poortiga idi na manasuni adagaka
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సర్జరీ-III

Scene(-6):- Alapana ki public exams jaruguthuntayi. valla class lo 26 mandi paddaru. adi social exam last exam kabatti andaru chitti lu testaru. alapana sincere so aa 25 mandini squad sahayam tho pattistundi. dantho tv lo interviews etc avi ivi jaruguthayi.

Scene(-7):- Alapana, surgery gaditho phone lo sodi vestu vundi. ratriki kaludham ani anukuntaru. iddaru kiss lu pettukoni cell mancham meeda padesaka daniki inko call vastundi. adi aa school teacher nunchi.
Teacher:- Hello!!evaru alapana ena??
Alapana:- ya cheppandi
Teacher:- Ninna meeru 25 mandi ni copy koduthunte pattukunnaru kada kani eppudu list lo 23 mande vunnaru. meeru okasari vachi choodandi.
Alapana:- aa vastunna.

Scene(-8):- School lo vunna squad constable tho godava pettukuntundi iddaru missing ani. appudu venakala nunchi mana story lo villian aina "pradeep sharbhat" vastadu.
Pradeep:- Avunu aa idarini nene teepincha. vallu maa abbayilu.
Alapana:- entha mandi help chestaru ra copy kotte vallaki. friends, tailors(pockets etc), teachers, parents. and some other sentiment dialogues.

Scene(-9):- Alapana inside her car crying in parking place. teacher calls again.
teacher:- meeru mee car ekkakandi. mee car dikky lo 4 rowdies vunnaru.
alapana:- ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!******

Scene(-10):- Alapana gets frightened and calls surgery but surgery who is somewhat conjus,thinks that she is reminding him about their meeting and doesn't lift the call. alapana drives to surgery's place. she wanted to explain the situation and escape using surgery. she slows down where surgery is standing on the road but then she notices the petrol is very less. surgery comes near and is talking through car window. but to save him atleast, he opens the car door and slams him. she drives straight into musi and opens her dikky. she thought she will be safe if she opens the dikky as there is no opening through dikky to main body.
The rowdies die immediately and then due to some other reasons, she knows that she is also going to die. she tries to call her bf, but no signal inside musi. she types msg and presses send button. she wraps plastic and all other clothes aroung cell and throws out. the plastic material comes up and opens up. Cell sends the msg and everything immerses.

Take another break

సర్జరీ - IV

Scene5:- "Sun aita" then remembers how she saved surgery by taking him to the hospital on that day and his "slow-term memory" disease due to which whenever the request is send to brain there will be 15 min. delay in sending the reply message. She asks about the message. after crying for 15min. he shows her the message which reads "KILL sharbath".

Scene6:- "Sun aita" does some research work and comes to know that sharbath lives in "Minni mills". Surgery goes there but to his surprise there are 2 sharbaths. "pradeep sharbath" and "nimmakay sharbath" are twins. nimmakay is a good person.
surgery:- who is sharbath
NS and PS:- He (Both of them shows other person)
surgery:- Bulls**t!!!who killed alapana??
NS and PS:- Nenu kadu, nenu kadu
Surgery:- Ok, i'll keep a test. Take these magical sketch pens and write "Miandad sucks big time" on ur chest. The innocent person's writing goes off immediately.
PS:- (I know his trick, if i fear and dont write, he will understand that i killed her).
Hero:- I'll take a little nap. you carry on.

Scene7:- This is the critical moment in the story. so it is shown with timestamps.

4:03:33 - A mosquito settles on sleeping surgery's cheek and is sucking.
4:17:50 - NS shouts that his sketch is not writing
4:18:30 - Mosquito flies away to bring her family.
4:18:33 - Hero slaps his cheek to kill doma and wakes up.
4:18:34 - The entire mosquito family is on his hand now, hero notices nothing on NS chest and requests brain to kill him.
4:33.30 - He is still slapping his cheek as due to 15min. delay.
4:33.34 - The brain server sends 2 messages, one for left hand to kill mosquitos on right hand and to right hand to kill NS who is on left side and PS is on right side. Devudi daya valla left hand ki vachina message first execute ayyindi, right hand ni kottadam valla aim marindi tharvatha right hand execute chesi gun nokka gane bullet, bullet vegam tho PS ni champestundi. due to congestion, the acknowledgement doesn't reach brain about this, so brain sends the killing message again and he fires all the 6 bullets.

NS takes to hospital.

Scene8:- Surgery and Sun-aita takes aashisulu from NS in their pelli pandiri. The couple is living happily and will, forever.

shubham card.

VAT వాతం

హెచ్చరిక-1: ఇది రాస్తుంది ఈ blog owner శశాంక్ ఒకడే కాదు ఇందులో BR పాత్ర చాలా వుంది. ఈ పోస్ట్ లో రాసిన విషయాలకు నేను నైతిక బాద్యత వహించడం లేదు.
హెచ్చరిక-2: ఇక్కడ రాస్తున్న విషయాలు, రాతలు కల్పితం మాత్రం కాదు. నిజ జీవితం లో ఒక మనిషిని ఉద్దేశించి రాయబడినవి.

ఇక కథలోకి వస్తే అనగనగ ఒక V గడు (ఈ V గడు ఎవడ్రా అనే సందేహం మీకు రానే వస్తుంది. అతని గురించి నేను ఇది వరకు రాసిన "Golden Rules" అనే పోస్టు చదివుంటే మీకే తెలుస్తుంది), వాడికి ఎక్కడికో బైక్ మీద వెళ్ళాల్సిన అవసరం వచ్చింది.
సర్లే.. ఖాళీగానే వెళ్తున్నాం కదా, టైం పాస్ అవుతుందని వెనకాల "అమీర్పేట్ గర్ల్ ఫ్రెండ్" ఉన్నట్టు ఊహించుకుని గులాబీ సినిమాలోని మేఘాలలో తెలిపోమ్మన్నది... పాట ఏసుకుంటూ వెళ్తుండగా చీమకి కూడా హాని తలపెట్టని ఓ అమాయక (పాపం పొద్దున్నే ఎవరి ముఖం చూసాడో) ట్రాఫిక్ కానిస్టేబుల్ ఒకడు మన V గాన్ని ఆపనే ఆపాడు. పాపం వాడు ఫీల్డ్ కి కొత్తాయే.. పెద్దగా యెక్స్పీరియెన్స్ లేదు. లంచం అడగాలా వద్దా? అడిగితే ఎంత ఆడగాలి? ఎలా అడగాలి? అన్న విషయాలు ఏవీ తెలియదు. మొత్తానికి మొహమాటాన్ని కంట్రోల్ చేసుకుంటూ ఓ 100 రూపాయలు అడిగాడు. ఇద్దరూ కాసేపు చర్చించుకుని బేరం 50 కి కుదిర్చారు.
ఇంతలో మన V గాడి మనసులో ఓ డౌట్ రానే వచ్చింది. ఆ 50 రూపాయలు VAT include చేసా? చెయ్యకుండా? అని. ఓ నిమిషం థింకింగ్ సేసుకుని ఆ కానిస్టేబుల్ ని అడగనే అడిగేసాడు. పాపం కొత్త గుంటడు! ఈ బిజినెస్ కి కొత్త, కాపీ కొట్టి వచ్చాడు ఉద్యోగం లోకి, పైగా economics లో కుడా పెద్దగా టచ్ లేదు. వాడి ఖర్మ కాలి మన V గాన్ని "VAT అంటే ఏంటి?" అని అడగనే అడిగాడు. ఇంకేముంది... మన వాడు వాడికి economics లో crash-course ఓటి ఇవ్వనే ఇచ్చాడు. గత 395.34 రోజులుగా Economic Times, Websites లో నేర్చుకున్నదంతా కక్కేసాడు. పూర్ కానిస్టేబుల్ ది సున్నితమైన హృదయం... తట్టుకోలేక పోయింది. అక్కడే కింద పడిపోయి అప్పుడే aquarium లో నుంచి బయట పడ్డ చాపలా గిల-గిలా కొట్టేసుకున్నాడు. అల కొట్టేసుకుని కొట్టేసుకుని బోర్ కొట్టి స్పృహ లోకి ఒచ్చాడు. అప్పుడే మన వాడు ఏవో complicated mathematic calculations చేసి Rs.50/- కి VAT ఎంత అవుతుందో లెక్క కట్టి, డబ్బులు ఇచేసి అక్కడ్నుంచి ఒచ్చేసాడు.

మా V వాడికి చాలా సార్లు చెప్పి చూసాం -- story లు, philosophy లు ఎవరికీ పడితే వాళ్ళకు చెప్పొద్దని. వినిపించుకుంటే గా! ఇలా ఎంత మంది బలి అవుతారో count చెయ్యడం తప్ప మనం చెయ్యగలిగింది ఏమి లేదు...

సెలవు,
*(@#$~^

మన V గడు చేసే కొన్ని చిలిపి పనులు....

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My crap

1) Many of us in inter used to sleep early and wake early. But now how many got the habit of night-outs!!!.I have been thinking how did the transformation begin. The change maker is Prof. Jawahar. He kept the upload time in the midnight . As many of us cant do entire assignment on the day before deadline we kept on trying until 23:59. after uploading what ever we solved/copied we will be happy that assignment is over and start celebrations by watching movies or playing games etc. This got habituated to IIITians. But this year the upload time is in the evening. so thats a good initiative. we can see more larks from 1st years
2) What are the compulsory courses?? C, DS, CO, DBMS etc. but there are some courses missing. They are cryptography, Data compression and other Prof. venkaiah courses because everyone likes to take his courses because of his excellent teaching, excellent exam pattern and good classroom environment. so if they are made compulsory then there will be no need to select them
during course registration thereby saving network bandwidth(!!). sysadmins can look into this matter.
3) TT in OBH sucks. whenever i want to play TT, ball vunadhu(PT sir daggara techina sana, nag viragakodatharu elago naku telidu). Ball dorikithe bats vundavu, rendu dorikithe khali vundadu. khali ayyaka interest vundadu. WTF
4) konni comedy scenes:-

• Vinjam went to pkr for submitting vinay's BTP report or something. pkr says "Entamma ee madhay kalavatledu??"
• -- Vinjam is doing BTP under venki
• During discussion about sachin
• gani:- eroju sachin speech choosava. baga cheppadu
• sha2nk:- avunu ra. vadu chaala SIMPLE ga baga chepthadu
• gani:- aithe CA cheppamanu
• sha2nk:-!!!!!!

***If you have know any such comedy, write them as comments.
5) ALL the best to all CAT writers. mana coll name stand ayyetattu cheyyali
6) Ganguly aduthunnapudu emo sarigga aadatledani antaru, retire avutha ante he still has cricket in him antaru. I hated ganguly
but feeling sorry for him. Hope team india gives him a good farewell.
7) "physics motham chadivina ardham kani vishayalanni,................choodagane ardham ayyayi" anta(-Kothe bangaru lokam movie). inter physics text book batti kottesi ade mothem physics anukuntunnademo batcha gadu.

28th september Sunday - Raju's Day

Yesterday was truly one of his days. what he did from morning to 16:00 i dont know but after that he is on fire. he came to room from lab and countered(gave counters) to everyone successfully. Then he convinced everyone to play kabaddi. our team name is X-Men/2(because each kabaddi team consisted of 5 members). We won 1 and lost 1 match and in both of them he is the "Man Of the Match". No one expected him to play like that with his 'BOJJA" though he said he is school's kabbadi captain in 9th class. Then we went to anthyakshari there also he identified the correct song and got a 5-star cruncy choclate. Then at 11:30 his b'day celebrations begun. I noticed him changing many dresses. when asked about that he said that he is changing his shirt as it might get torn while giving bumps but after somw time we came to know that he is wearing jeans pant, inside it a 3/4th shot, inside it turkey towel and etc. We removed everything except shot and gave bumps. He got so much pain or he acted as if, then allowed him to cut the cake. he got 6 eggs on his head. after wards we started ralley with 6-7 friends with the slogan "Raju gadi puttinaroju GH ki pandagaroju". There he got something until now no one would have received. There prudhvi played with him for some time. And then we went to sleep and raju's day comes to an end.

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