Aaka-Paaka

Aata Kavala Paata Kavala??

I wrote "8 things to do, before coming out from college" after joining IIIT. later I made it to 12. more than half of them are fulfilled. one of them is to perform something on stage in programs like cultural night or felicity. Then felicity09
came, as this is the last felicity for most of the 4th year friends, we dual degree guys thought of giving them a nice gift.

After deciding some characters we needed a OA character otherwise the practice and everything will be professional. so, when we are searching for OA candidates in dual degree, we couldn't find easily. One day, I saw the OA-KING in UG4 lab and decided to take him also.


1st step: Having the dream is not enough, try to achieve it. For this you need some type of courage( Item ayyina em kadu ane feeling). I got this after SPUDI made me item 3,4 times. so, we explained others about the skit. most of them said "item avutham emo ra!! kani chedham".

2nd step: (discussion) After several hours of discussion the concept was modified by "ALLU-ENKI" and others, which was finalized.


3rd step: (script) The dialogues must be funny. I am a great fan of "AMRUTHAM" serial and comedy blogs which helped in writing comedy dialogues like rentatma instead of pretatma and thuch cell phone for hutch. The titles in that serial would be similar to this. The 1st year physics helped "REMO REDDY" to invent 3 RAJNI laws. We all saw the related movies 2,3 times to get more ideas.


4th step: (character assigning) Male characters ki bochedu mandi dorukutharu but what about girls!!!who will come with the batch in which most of them never climbed the steps of stage?? we need a CONVINCER, some body who can convince anyone so that even though they dont understand they have to say yes. Atlast he succeded without using his convincing power due to concept.


5th step: (practise) This is very hard. It denies sleep, stops from going home WTF. But cricket, middle monkey, pichi-banthi etc with sponge ball are enjoyable. Here, KANTH lifted the spirits with ever lasting energy and always willing to practice fight, forcing others to practice and striving for perfection. As the concept and everything was our own, we faced difficulties while dancing and acting but OA-KING came to the rescue. He was very good at dancing, dialogue delivery etc. He is an all-rounder.


On the special day: planned to do a final rehearsal at 9:30. most of them woke up at 10. so postponed it to 11:00. Then came telugu antyakshari, all of us wanted to participate(as most of us narrowly missed in last yr felicity and carnival). so, practice postponed to 12:30. we all got selected in 1st round. 2nd round completed at 1:30. Only SPUDI was busy at room preparing other things for skit. We went to mess and started practice at 2:15. practiced everything for 1 hr and came to know that telugu antyakshari finals was over( we got slot after telugu antyakshari).
we went to organizers and requested for another slot. They are very nice and gave another after an hour.

we played. Hope you enjoyed.

PS1:Practice becoming an item( It is like falling while learning to walk).
PS2:Didn't write about some others who played MAJOR/KEY/IMPORTANT role because i dont know how they react(Girls are difficult to understand. I took 2 days to understand a sms from a girl).
PS3:During award functions, everyone says thanks to technicians who worked for this film. I thought "veedevado sodi peduthunnadu" but I came to know that they are as important as any one like VKASI,Vasana,KAM,ALLU-ENKI and others.
PS4: Thanks to Vibbu for "Pichumithayi konukkodaniki Pavala ledante Papa vachi patika adigidanta" dialogue. Thanks to Tavva for dance steps. Thanks to goutham for his name and "uff uff" sound during practice.
PS5: Every story has a villian, even we have a villian.

Jejayya

Those who have seen this year's Tollywood Block Buster "Arundati" can understand this post better.

FlashBack: There used to be a college named UIIT ( universal institute of information technology) in gachibowli. In that college there was an icon, star player Jejayya who used to hit big sixes easily. One day after 4 dot balls, he decided to go after the bowler and hit a massive six which took the outside edge and went over the canteen and then over the faculty quaters and hit "APPU" in the academic office. Though he died, his pretatma didn't leave UIIT in revenge of Jejayya. Jejayya always wants to go home and likes white meat but APPU used to stop him by creating obstacles.

After few days, Jejayya gets vexed with these obstacles and contacts an excellent Saint in NRT who explains him the pretatma concept( The pretatma must take revenge asap as it has to submit a project report before the deadline and every time he wins in stopping you he gets some x% power and everytime you wins he will loose some y% and it will always tries to become more powerful). Now, he is in the hunt to find the way, he can stop APPU. He accidentally reads an article in ET which says that he has be lazy and the paper also suggests that BOJJA can be an excellent weapon. But, he is slim and hardworking so he decides to die and tackle APPU in next janma.

So, he asks his family to treat the first child in their vamsham, who likes ET paper and STORIES as him and feed him well until he gets BOJJA. He dies.

Present Day - Now, Jejayya is a handsome guy whom friends call vinj is celebrating someone's birthday near his house. APPU wants to bring him back and suffer him by keeping exams and classes. He was successful in bringing him to UIIT and tortured him by busy schedule of classes and C assignments in first year. He was 99% powerful during 1st year summer holidays.


Then GILLI and SPUDI who are spiritual, recognized the destiny of vinj helped in developing bojja by going to restaurants, doing night-outs etc. He comes to know that every failure of pretatma will reduce his power and he wanted to make it zero. He becames lazy because of his bojja and sleeps in the morning time to bunk the classes. APPU thought that he will regret if he gives him less grades but the determined vinj didn't care about them. 25% of his power lost after 2nd year.


In 3rd year, vinj chelaregadu. classes ki vellaledu, assignments cheyyaledu, exam papers choosukoledu. so at the end of 3rd year 50% gone.


4th yr lo CAT vunna placments vunna chalinchakunda determined ga time waste cheyyadam tho APPU gadu 90% chachadu. appudu vadiki oka goppa idea vastadi. vinju intiki veldam anukuntadu, daniki addu padadhamani VERIZON placement pedathadu. deeniki atya-adhikanga 9% aatma power karchu vuthundi(GENTLEMAN body lo praveshinchali kada). but vinj ekkada taggakunda adi kooda lite teesukunnadu.


so 1% remaining and vinju UIIT lo vunde time aipothundi ela ela ani APPU gadu aalochistu vunte sankranti vachindi. 3 days holidays so NRT ki vellina malli vachestadani 5 days after sankranti roju class pedthadu. kani vinj teliviga sankranti aina ventane ooriki start avuthadu 1 week tharvatha vastadu.


AAA vidanga APPU gadu vinj gadi life nunchi velli poyadu and afterwards vinj lived happily for ever.

UG2k5 rhymes

Why should only kids have all the rhymes?? If you know any rhyme other than mentioned below, do comment them. we will try to improvise them also.

1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are!

- Gilli, gilli, little star
How i wonder what you are
Up above the world so low
Like an small boy in the college
Gilli, gilli, little star
How I wonder what you are!


2. Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

-lagi lagi lagishetty, have you any pen drives?
Yes ra, yes ra, 3 empty pendrives!
One is gilli's, one is kamantapudi's
and one is mine which i got from ISEC.

-vasana vasana vasamsetty, have you any girl friends?
yes ra, yes ra, three girls full!!
One is for chatting, one is for orkutting
and one is who talks all the time in phone.


3. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

-vikky and goti went up to secunderabad to fetch a pail of biryanis
vikky fell down and broke his helmet
and goti came tumbling after.
up got vikky and bike did start
As fast as he could ride
He came to iiit and started to eat
with grevi and curd.


4. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you

-classes are boring
students are sleeping
kasi is writing
and so is kam.


5. Johnny, Johnny,
Yes, Papa,
Eating sugar?
No, Papa
Telling lies?
No, Papa
Open your mouth
O Ha! Ha! Ha!

-Laughing, Laughing,
yes goti,
countering silently?
no goti,
Telling lies?
no goti
open your m****
Ha Ha Ha


6. Rain rain go away,
Come again another day.
Little Johnny wants to play;
Rain, rain, go to Spain,
Never show your face again!

-bojja bojja go away
come again another sem,
little vinju wants to field.


7. London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair Lady.
Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair Lady.

-Allenki is countering down,
countering down, countering down,
allenki is countering down,
My fellow items.
build it up with serious words and face,
words and face,words and face
build it up with serious words and face,
My fellow items.


8. "Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?"
"I've been up to London to visit the Queen."
"Pussycat pussycat, what did you dare?"
"I frightened a little mouse under her chair"
"MEOWW!"

-kamantapudi,kamantapudi where have you been
I've been to Lab to visit the professor
kamantapudi kamantapudi, what did u do?
I frightened a m.tech student under him
Bow Bow!

Excuses for being late at college

A Widgia Widget

Plasma Clock

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surgery

Surgery

- Inspired by Gajini

Naku chinnapatinunchi choosina cinema story koncham koncham marchadam alavatu(like hero place lo nenu vunte em chese vadini heroine ni aina villians ni aina edaina etc). ala marchaka manchiga anipiste dani extend chesukunta. alanti stories lo idi okati.

This is not to hurt anyone's feeling. Endaro mahanubhavulu kondariki namaskaralu.

This story needs to be visualized in 3D and digital sound to get maximum out of it.

Scene1:- Adi christ puttina konni rojula tharvatha( ante o rendu vela enimidi savatsarala tharvatha) eamcet exam jaruguthunna roju. JNTU lo drawing hall lo E32 lo gundu cheyyinchukoni okadu vintaga choostunnadu. gundu meeda oka mark kooda evado balanga kottinattu. andaru adi gajini hair style anukunnaru kani asalu vishayam telidu vallaki. Eamcet paper eppudu leni vidanga hard ichadu.
Surgery(mana hero) 1st question choosadu.ventane vadiki evo evo alochanalu vachayi. oka 15 minutes tharvatha terukoni answer tick pettesadu ala ala exam poorti chesadu.

Scene2:- Surgery's mom,dad,brother are near computer.surgery is sleeping
Surgery's mom:- Ee madhya mana vadi behavior koncham tedaga ledu?? Eamcet exam mundu roju nunchi adola vuntunnadu emaindo koncham kanukkondi.
Surgery's dad:- vadika? vadiki em ayyindi! em kaledu. roju manchiga navuthu vunnadu. aina enta matalu asale eroju eamcet results
Hall ticket number type chesi, submit button kottagane 915 rank ani vastundi.
Surgery's dad :- choosava mana vadiki em kaledu ani cheppana.
Result ragane valla thammudu egurukuntu velli surgery ni gattiga arustu leputhuntadu. 15min. tharvtha lestadu. afterwards, andaru mithayilu tinipinchukunnaru.

Scene3:- surgery gadu ee record srushtinchina sangati valla family tree ki motham nimishallo telisipoyindi. Vadi mardhaliki kooda telisindi chaala santoshinchi. Vadi mardalu "Sun aita" keka vuntadi.
Appudu oka romantic paata vesukuntaru.
"Nenu puttindemo nee kosame, rank kottindi nee kosame
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surgery bav surgery bava neeke pellanta,
neeke surgery bav surgery bava pellani aipotha" - ila superhit LAXMI pata padukuntaru.
aa dream lo nunchi bayatiki vachaka surgery ki oka gift koni, idhamani valla intiki vachindi. appudu surgery snanam chestunnadu. congrats cheppalane thondaralo bathroom talupu teesindi. kindiki choose lope chest meeda edo kanipinchindi "Alapana was killed" ani. kindi ki choodadam marchipoyindi.

migilina cinema 15 min. tharvatha choodandi(Interval).

సర్జరీ-II

Scene4:- Ala vadi chest choosi dani gurinchi teluskovalani kasidi aina "Sun aita" with surya sry sry "Surgery", gachibowli IT park lo bench meeda kurchuntaru. surgery vadi 2007 diary ichi chadavamantadu. "Sun aita" diary open cheyyagane vadi keka photo kanipistadi, appudu daniki notlu nunchi edo karthadi. diary chadavadam start chestundi.

Flashback Scene(-1):- Background lo surgery speaking-"Na peru surgery, surgery ramaswamy. Naku maths ante ishtam, vyapakam kooda. eppudaina oka sari maths olympiad lo first ravali anedi ma nana gari korika nadi kooda." valla frnds tho "Nenu ee problem cheyagalanu anukovadam confidence, Nenu matrame cheyagalanu anukovadam over-confidence. adi manaku vadhu."
Eppudu inko pata
"Dont miss sodhara, yevvananni nuvvu dont miss
eeyy yyaa eyyy yaaa...............
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viluvaina chinni navvule nedu repu please dont miss
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Scene(-2):- "Alapana" kooda bane vuntadi kani "Sun aita" antha sexy ga vundadu. adi 10th class chaduvuthundi. devudu daniki andham tho pate daniki saripada telivi kooda ichadu. Class lo okadu venta paduthunnadani, tanaki oka inter boy friend vunnadani chepthundi. em peru cheppalo telika "surgery" ani cheppestundi. aa class lo "classmate" magazine kooturu chaduvuthundi. ee vishayam valla dadi cheppesariki, vadu "classmate" lo ee love story vestadu. adi oorantha pakuthundi. alapana famous avuthundi.

Scene(-3):- ee vishayam telusukunna surgery, alapana kosam valla school ki honda active AP j9 0007 meeda start avuthadu. darilo signal padthadi. oka sari face left turning ichukuntadu akkada 8 chinna pillalu 2+2=? entha kotteskuntu untaru. vadu asale olympiad student kada velli help chedham anukune lope inkoka ammayi scooty meeda vachi vallaki maths tute teesukuntadi. aa ammayi evaro kadu mana alpana ne. annaya lite ga flat avuthadu.

Scene(-4):- surgery school ki vastadu. akkada heroine ni choosi centre shock tinnatu aipothadu.
Surgery:- classmate lo choosanu, meeru ne...(nenu ane lope)
Alapana:- aa ade ninnati nunchi okate phones, emails idigo sms lu kooda. em chestam. asalu nenu first surgery ni kalisindi DSNR bus stop lo. koncham sepu nanne choosadu. nenu lite teesukunna. tharvatha "HI" annadu. nenu hi annanu. tharvatha cheppadu vadu surgery ani. aina nenu lite teesukunna. bus dorike varaku okkate matladuthunadu. last ki bus ekke mundu ILU cheppadu. nenu tharvatha cheptha annanu. kani intha desperate ga vunte em chestam ani ok annanu.
avunu, nuvvu me thammudi admission kosame vachav ga??
Surgery:- ya avunu
Alapana:- aithe mee thammudu raledu kabatti neeko test peduthunna. 6th class lo surdas poem okati vuntadi adi padu.
Surgery:- eppudu kadu le tharvatha eppudaina padutha
Alapana:- ok siggu paduthunattu vunnav. number ichesi vellu edaina vunte missed call istha.

Scene(-5):- aa vidhanga idhari madya sneham moggalu todigindi. idharu akkadiki ikkadiki bane tirigaru petrol rates perigina sare.
"premincha kothaga idi premani teliyaka, manas icha poortiga idi na manasuni adagaka
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